Chuck Norris wants
Chuck Norris wants all South Carolina beach goers to feel safe because he will personally be extracting all the teeth from all area sharks this 4th of July weekend.
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Schindlers List is bSchindlers List is based on one of Chuck Norris wet dreams
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Chuck Norris was askChuck Norris was asked what he thought of Justin Bieber. Chuck said the thinks Bieber is a waste of good toilet paper.
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Eyeing export orders, NorEyeing export orders, Northrop unveils counter-UAS Bushmaster M230LF dual-feed gun – Breaking Defense Northrop has developed a prototype of the new gun, completed a phase of “internal live firing” and plans on new live fire trials based off a 4×4 sized vehicle, “similar to a JLTV [Joint Light Tactical Vehicle]” type, in…
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Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t breathe air, air breathes Chuck Norris’s foot.
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Chuck Norris got hisChuck Norris got his first pair of nunchucks when he was a zygote.
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