Chuck Norris went t
Chuck Norris went to court once, and he lost. He roundhouse kicked the judge in the head so hard that all of justice became blind.
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Chuck Norris cooked Chuck Norris cooked what Meg Ryan was having.
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Zen Advice If you caZen Advice If you can’t imagine it, you can’t have it. Author Toni Morrison
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Source: Wilson in 4×400 rSource: Wilson in 4×400 relay, to set age record Quincy Wilson, the 16-year-old who turned heads at the U.S. track and field trials, will be part of the men’s 4×400-meter relay team Friday and will become the youngest American male athlete to ever participate in an Olympic track and field event.
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American relay teams win American relay teams win two golds in last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for U.S. Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone and Gabby Thomas teamed up for America’s 14th gold and 34th overall medal at the track Saturday, wrapping up the Olympic action at the Stade de France with a 4.23-second runaway in…
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Chuck Norris went onChuck Norris went on a hike up mount st helens on may 18 1980. then he had to take a dump…
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An apple a day keepsAn apple a day keeps the doctor away. Chuck Norris, any day, requires a world-class intensive care unit and a round-the-clock team of surgeons, and even then you probably won’t make it.
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