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Colten: Chuck Norris Plus your mom plus you equals two bodies lying in a huge pool of blood and a diabolical smile on Chuck Norris’ face.
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Milton woman hospitalizedMilton woman hospitalized after being found shot in vehicle, police say Crime Milton woman hospitalized after being found shot in vehicle, police say A 43-year-old Milton woman was found in her car with several gunshot wounds Thursday morning, Milton police said. A 43-ye…
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Nothing to see here, just a couple of old Fords and shaved balls submitted by /u/Winky-Wonky-Donkey [link] [comments]
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Trying to get the drTrying to get the drop on Chuck Norris is like trying to put toothpaste back in the tube.
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There is no such thiThere is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Zen Advice Learn to Zen Advice Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. Author Ayn Rand
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Delta jet crashes at CanaDelta jet crashes at Canada’s Toronto Pearson Airport; crews responding to plane flipped upside down A Delta Air Lines plane crashed at Toronto Pearson Airport on Monday afternoon, injuring numerous passengers flying from the U.S.The plane crash, which involved a Delta Air Lines CRJ-900 jet that had departed from Minneapolis, was…
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