Chuck Norris once stChuck Norris once strangled a man to death with a cordless phone.
Guns dont kill peoplGuns dont kill people, Chuck Norris does
Five athletes with ArkansFive athletes with Arkansas ties medal in 4×400-meter relays PARIS (KNWA/KFTA) — Five athletes with ties to the Natural State won medals in the 4×400-meter relays on the last day of track & field events at the Stade de France on Saturday. The men took to the track first with Chris Bailey…
Chuck Norris can hitChuck Norris can hit a banjo in the butt with a bull.
Chuck Norris recentlChuck Norris recently did the ice-bucket challenge. And naturally, it turned to steam before it could hit him.
The Chuck Norris comThe Chuck Norris commandments: Thou shalt have no other master than Chuck Norris. (Chuck 1:1)