Every morning, Chuc
Every morning, Chuck Norris wakes up, gets out of bed, yawns, and scratches his balls with an electric egg beater.
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Oscars Best Picture nominOscars Best Picture nominee ‘A Complete Unknown’ celebrates life and music career of Bob Dylan Oscars Best Picture nominee ‘A Complete Unknown’ celebrates life and music career of Bob Dylan NEW YORK — Among this year’s Best Picture nominees at this year’s Oscars is the story of an American le…
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Homeless people are Homeless people are afraid to ask Chuck Norris for change. The last guy who did got a half dollar scissor kicked up his ass…twice.
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(PR) V-COLOR and ASRock I(PR) V-COLOR and ASRock Industrial Strengthen Partnership with Compatibility on Latest Industrial Motherboards V-COLOR Technology Inc. is pleased to announce an expanded partnership with ASRock Industrial, with a focus on full compatibility between V-COLOR’s high-performance memory solutions and ASRock Industrial’s latest line of motherboards and mini-PCs. This collaboration reaffirms both companies’…
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Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not hang ductwork. Ductwork hang’s itself when it encounters Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris’ beard Chuck Norris’ beard is what protects us from the sun’s destructive ionizing radiation.
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Edinburgh activists targeEdinburgh activists target SUVs in solidarity with Spain’s flood victims Tyre Extinguishers group stencils ‘These cars kill Valencians’ on 4x4s in city to highlight SUVs’ role in climate crisis
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