Every morning, Chuc
Every morning, Chuck Norris wakes up, gets out of bed, yawns, and scratches his balls with an electric egg beater.
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A new one, got on itA new one, got on it myself after coming home from holidays – a sure “only Chuck Norris can do THAT!” Chuck Norris can go through airport security without being humiliated
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Chuck Norris eats coChuck Norris eats cold beans out of the can and thinks he’s the next fucking Gordon Ramsey.
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Chuck Norris once peChuck Norris once performed a vasectomy on a gorilla while it was masterbating over a female in estrous.
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Flying high: Kew botanistFlying high: Kew botanists and paramotorists survey rare plants in Peru Soaring with an engine strapped to your back is faster than walking and more environmentally friendly than a 4×4
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Chuck Norris bed sheChuck Norris bed sheets are made of sheet metal.
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Increased Secret Key ThroIncreased Secret Key Throughput in Twin Field Quantum Key Distribution using 4×4 Beam Splitter Detection Network
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