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Everyone is born naked and crying, except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was born dressed as a little soldier, and came out marching.
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Chuck Norris’ penis Chuck Norris’ penis can shoot like a AR-15. well damn i wish i had 1 of those penises.
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How much wood could How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? Fucking ALL of it.
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Man is invited in home toMan is invited in home to see dogs, then steals and hits resident with car, CT cops say The man and resident were “familiar with each other,” police said….
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“Sydney McLaughlin-Levron“Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone made television mad. The camera guy was upset” – Justin Gatlin heaps praise on American’s 4x400m split at Paris Olympics Former American Olympian Justin Gatlin lauded his compatriot Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone for her outstanding performance in the women’s 4x400m relay at the Paris Olympics.
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What the bleep? “ProfaniWhat the bleep? “Profanity is the parlance of the fool.” — President Teddy Roosevelt “Be on time. Never criticize a teammate. Never use profanity.” — UCLA 10-time NCAA Basketball Champion Head Coach John Wooden “I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bulls—.” – Filmmaker Mel Brooks Do members of Congress cu…
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Plant a tree.Plant a tree.
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