Fear itself fears C
Fear itself fears Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a wWhat do you call a witch at the beach? : A Sandwich.
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Chuck Norris inventeChuck Norris invented the internet? just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Trying to get the drTrying to get the drop on Chuck Norris is like trying to put toothpaste back in the tube.
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Congressman Thompson respCongressman Thompson responds to federal aid suspension President Donald Trump suspended funding for federal aid programs on Tuesday. Impacted agencies had to enforce the suspension by 4 p.m. Individual assistance programs like social security, Medicare be…
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Chuck Norris once grChuck Norris once grabbed Vin Diesel and inserted his index finger into Vin Diesel’s anus. Vin Diesel got very pissed over the matter. Chuck Norris then started kicking him continously non-stop for a day for not having any sense of humor.
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Three Weeks Later, Still Three Weeks Later, Still Trying to Make Sense of It All Some aluminum alloys in the engine blocks of modern cars can begin to melt at 960 degrees Fahrenheit. This was not a fact I held in my brain a few weeks ago. But after walking through the destruction…
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