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If you ever see Chuck Norris’ O face, you will turn to stone
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Why does no one likeWhy does no one like SQLrillex? : He keeps dropping the database.
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Floyd Mayweather denies bFloyd Mayweather denies being punched during tussle with angry crowd in London The 47-year-old US boxing promoter was bundled into the back of a black 4×4 by his security team. Mayweather is heard to say “I’ll get these motherf******” before being led into the car.
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SAG Awards 2025: See who SAG Awards 2025: See who won By Alli Rosenbloom, CNN (CNN) — The 2025 Screen Actors Guild Awards have wrapped at Los Angeles’ Shrine Auditorium and Exposition Hall, making way for the biggest award show of the year, next week’s Oscars. But let’s back up to Sunday’s event, which was…
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Chuck Norris shot thChuck Norris shot the sheriff, killed Kenny, and killed Mr. Boddy in the hall with a roundhouse kick.
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Nike says, ‘Just Do Nike says, ‘Just Do It’. Chuck Norris says, ‘shut the fuck up, boy’.
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Judge: “I sentence yJudge: “I sentence you to the maximum punishment…” Me (thinking): “Please be death, please be death…” Judge: “Learn Java!” Me: “Damn.”
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