In the first Jurass
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn’t chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Zen Advice Inner peaZen Advice Inner peace is when you realize that, in the end, nothing matters. Author Maxime Lagace
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The Chuck Norris comThe Chuck Norris commandments: Thou shalt have no other master than Chuck Norris. (Chuck 1:1)
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Chuck Norris once gaChuck Norris once gave his cell phone a brain tumor.
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Zen Advice Insanity Zen Advice Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage. Author Ray Bradbury
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Eyeing export orders, NorEyeing export orders, Northrop unveils counter-UAS Bushmaster M230LF dual-feed gun – Breaking Defense Northrop has developed a prototype of the new gun, completed a phase of “internal live firing” and plans on new live fire trials based off a 4×4 sized vehicle, “similar to a JLTV ” type, in the “next six…
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when Chuck Norris plwhen Chuck Norris played foot ball in high school, the coach new better than to say bring the house, cause he new that Chuck Norris would bring the house the garage and the family car, and then throw it at the quarter back.
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