Judge: “I sentence
Judge: “I sentence you to the maximum punishment…”
Me (thinking): “Please be death, please be death…”
Judge: “Learn Java!”
Me: “Damn.”
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Chuck Norris went inChuck Norris went into a Catholic confession booth and made the preist confess to over one hundred unsolved pedophilia cases. Then Norris jammed a crucifix up his ass and emptied two Uzis into his face. On live TV.
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Family of Family of man killed by own car ‘heartbroken’ – description The family of a man killed by his own Land Rover as he tried to stop it from being stolen have said they are “heartbroken by his sudden loss”. Christopher Hanely, aged 57, died on Saturday on Olympi [+1085 chars] – source –…
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Defender v Mercedes G350 Defender v Mercedes G350 v Wrangler – Up-hill DRAG RACE & Off-road BATTLE! Need help buying your next car? Click https://www.carwow.co.uk/help-me-carwow and my team and I will help you choose your … https://www.youtube.com/embed/tREMcoe3c9Q https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tREMcoe3c9Q/hqdefault.jpg Source :- youtube
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Olympic gold medalist VerOlympic gold medalist Vernon Norwood returns to Morgan City MORGAN CITY, La. (KLFY) — An Olympic gold medalist returned to his old stomping grounds of Morgan City on Wednesday for a meet-and-greet at the Morgan City Municipal Auditorium. Vernon Norwood was celebrated by family, friends and the community in grand fashion after…
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The Thousand IslandsThe Thousand Islands used to be one big island, but then Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick smashed it into pieces.
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Eyeing export orders, NorEyeing export orders, Northrop unveils counter-UAS Bushmaster M230LF dual-feed gun – Breaking Defense Northrop has developed a prototype of the new gun, completed a phase of “internal live firing” and plans on new live fire trials based off a 4×4 sized vehicle, “similar to a JLTV ” type, in the “next six…
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