Judge: “I sentence
Judge: “I sentence you to the maximum punishment…”
Me (thinking): “Please be death, please be death…”
Judge: “Learn Java!”
Me: “Damn.”
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American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The American men eked out a relay win in the 4×400 meters just 15 minutes before a star-studded U.S. women’s team dominated the field Saturday night.
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David Benavidez Says BeefDavid Benavidez Says Beef W/ Morrell Is 100% Real, Gonna Break His Face! Play video content TMZSports.com David Benavidez isn’t simply gunning to hand undefeated rival boxer David Morrell the first loss of his illustrious career … he wants to BREAK HIS FACE! And, that’…
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Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not hang ductwork. Ductwork hang’s itself when it encounters Chuck Norris.
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The Thousand IslandsThe Thousand Islands used to be one big island, but then Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick smashed it into pieces.
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If you see Chuck NorIf you see Chuck Norris picking his nose, its best not to say anything.
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You can sail all theYou can sail all the way around the world at latitude 60 degrees south.
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