A 1992 Jeep Cherokee XJ 4×4 with more than 350,000 miles on the odometer, found in a Colorado wrecking yard.
Chuck Norris was in Chuck Norris was in the Congo and encountered a cannibal. With one piercing look from his steely eyes, Chuck turned him into a vegetarian. Permanently.
Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not hang ductwork. Ductwork hang’s itself when it encounters Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t have to pay $4.00 a gallon for gas. His vehicle is too frightened to ever run out.
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“Like a good neighbo“Like a good neighbor…” Chuck Norris is there… with a roundhouse kick to the face.
As a child, 6 year oAs a child, 6 year old Chuck Norris would walk 17 miles to the zoo on misty summer mornings just to suddenly wake-up a few silverback Mountain Gorillas in order to have something to play with.