Michael Jordan is t
Michael Jordan is the Chuck Norris of basketball.
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Edinburgh activists targeEdinburgh activists target SUVs in solidarity with Spain’s flood victims Tyre Extinguishers group stencils ‘These cars kill Valencians’ on 4x4s in city to highlight SUVs’ role in climate crisis
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Chuck Norris was annChuck Norris was annoyed by the noise coming from his neighbor’s house. So he punched his neighbor in the throat and moved his house over four blocks.
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people can glow in tpeople can glow in the dark…..Chuck Norris can glow in the light.
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Chuck Norris was theChuck Norris was the reason why dinosaurs are extinct.
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One day Chuck NorrisOne day Chuck Norris was bored, so he grabbed a lighter, put it up to his ass, and farted. This was known as the Big Bang.
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You can lead a horseYou can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make him eat Tequila jello shots.
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