Once a panhandler a
Once a panhandler approached Chuck Norris and asked him for some change. Chuck Norris generously gave the poor man a quarter roundhouse kick and sent him hurtling into outer space at the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris keeps aChuck Norris keeps a machete hidden inside his foreskin.
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TLC4x4 1989 FJ142 Land CrTLC4x4 1989 FJ142 Land Cruiser This TLC4x4 FJ142 is more than another restored FJ62 Land Cruiser. Underneath the ’80s-era FJ62 body is a 1992-1997 FZJ80 chassis with full-time four-wheel drive and modern brakes, wrapped in the classic style of the FJ62. Under the hood is…
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Today’s useless fact, LarToday’s useless fact, Larry Lewis ran the 100-yard dash in 17.8 seconds in 1969, thereby setting a new world`s record for runners in the 100-years-or-older class. He was 101.
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Chuck Norris is the Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
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A grocery store cashA grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag. : I told her “No, thanks. The carton works fine”.
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How much did your chHow much did your chimney cost? : Nothing, it was on the house.
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