Once, while dining
Once, while dining in a fancy New York restaurant, Chuck Norris discovered a fly in his soup. There were no survivors.
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Five athletes with ArkansFive athletes with Arkansas ties medal in 4×400-meter relays PARIS (KNWA/KFTA) — Five athletes with ties to the Natural State won medals in the 4×400-meter relays on the last day of track & field events at the Stade de France on Saturday. The men took to the track first with Chris Bailey…
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Chuck Norris inventeChuck Norris invented the Shotgun Enema.
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Carson Wentz is back in tCarson Wentz is back in the Super Bowl, just not the way he wanted NEW ORLEANS — The first time Carson Wentz went to the Super Bowl, all he wanted to do was make it back. “Fuel,” Wentz called it. Sidelined by the first what-if of a career that would…
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From Innovating To ProtecFrom Innovating To Protecting Its Shareholders: Alpha Modus’s Strategy To Transform The Retail Market Online, in cars and on mobile phones, data is being mined about consumers’ likes and dislikes, the websites they visit and the brands they interact with. But that data mining, aimed at creating personalized shopping experiences, tends to…
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The next Santana Row? CouThe next Santana Row? Council has big plans for California Avenue – San José Spotlight A new proposal to enhance car-free California Avenue with planters, road improvements and a playful “modern optimism” aesthetic won a warm reception on Monday night from Palo Alto’s elected leaders, whose chief regret was that the…
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King Solomon suggestKing Solomon suggested cutting the baby in half. Chuck Norris ACTUALLY cut the baby in half, ate it, and proceeded to impregnate both women while bellowing ” The essence of this baby will live on through the gift of my mighty seed!”
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