one day 7 year old
one day 7 year old Chuck Norris swam to europe, next day nazi surrendered
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Relationship Status:Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog’s paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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Chuck Norris once maChuck Norris once made a waterfall run backwards by sheer intimidation.
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Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not need air from the trees because his lungs generate their own air out of fear.
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The last time Chuck The last time Chuck Norris was invited to the White House, the invitation said ‘come as you are’, so that’s how he went – wearing nothing but a pair of assless chaps and a beer.
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Todays quote : – :- WhatTodays quote : – :- What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer? It’s the same as that between Hillary’s ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton hotel on its peak.
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The past, the presenThe past, the present and the future walk into a bar. : It was tense.
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