Today’s useless fact, In Today’s useless fact, In a lifetime the average human produces enough quarts of spit to fill 2 swimming pools.

Scientists created AScientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.

Chuck Norris can getChuck Norris can get into a pissing match with a flamethrower and win.

Don’t hate the playaDon’t hate the playa, or the game… hate Chuck Norris. Then prepare to die.

Chuck Norris installChuck Norris installed Skynet on his iPod.

Today’s useless fact, AveToday’s useless fact, Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Chuck Norris always Chuck Norris always sees it coming.

one day 7 year old Cone day 7 year old Chuck Norris swam to europe, next day nazi surrendered

The last time Chuck The last time Chuck Norris was invited to the White House, the invitation said ‘come as you are’, so that’s how he went – wearing nothing but a pair of assless chaps and a beer.