Particle physicists
Particle physicists have finally developed a new atom smasher. It is called Chuck Norris’s fist.
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1962 Oldsmobile Cutlass F-85 215 cubic inch aluminum V8 submitted by /u/TN522 [link] [comments]
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McGayver can make a McGayver can make a plane with anything. But Chuck Norris comes and takes the plane.
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If you look in ChuckIf you look in Chuck Norris eyes their is no dought you will explode
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Chuck Norris was theChuck Norris was the Fourth Wiseman. He gave Baby Jesus the gift of Beard. Jesus loved it so much the other Wisemen were jealous of his obvious gift favoritism. They then used their combined influence to have Chuck Norris omitted from the Bible. All three later died mysteriously from roundhouse-kick related issues.
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One day Chuck NorrisOne day Chuck Norris was bored, so he grabbed a lighter, put it up to his ass, and farted. This was known as the Big Bang.
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Morgan City’s Vernon NorwMorgan City’s Vernon Norwood wins Olympic gold medal FRANCE (KLFY) — Morgan City’s Vernon Norwood captured his second medal of the 2024 Olympics on Saturday in the Men’s 4×400 Meter Relay Final. Norwood, Chris Bailey, Bryce Deadmon, and Rai Benjamin were able to power through and win in a tight finish against Botswana. Team USA was…
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