The speed of light
The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second. Chuck Norris’ speed is unable to be calculated.
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Particle physicists Particle physicists have finally developed a new atom smasher. It is called Chuck Norris’s fist.
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Official AMD Radeon 9070 Official AMD Radeon 9070 and 9070 XT performance benchmarks leaked: 20-40% better than 7900 GRE Rumor mill: Team Red will reveal tech specs, pricing, and release date information for the Radeon RX 9070 graphics cards on Friday. We already have enough leaked details to get a rough estimate of the…
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It is rumored that wIt is rumored that when Chuck Norris jerks off, it makes other people go blind.
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The Thousand IslandsThe Thousand Islands used to be one big island, but then Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick smashed it into pieces.
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Average life span ofAverage life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
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Atomic Annie: The Army BuAtomic Annie: The Army Built the World’s Only Nuclear Artillery ‘Cannon’ What You Need to Know: The M65 “Atomic Annie,” introduced in 1952, was the world’s only nuclear artillery cannon. With an impressive range of 30 miles and armed with a 15-kiloton nuclear warhead, the 280mm gun was developed post-WWII as…
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