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Every morning, ChuckEvery morning, Chuck Norris wakes up, gets out of bed, yawns, and scratches his balls with an electric egg beater.

5 hospitalized after Gree5 hospitalized after Green Line cars derail in Somerville Local News 5 hospitalized after Green Line cars derail in Somerville The National Transportation Safety Board said its team will arrive Sunday to begin an investigation into the crash. Peter Bailey-We…

Five athletes with ArkansFive athletes with Arkansas ties medal in 4×400-meter relays PARIS (KNWA/KFTA) — Five athletes with ties to the Natural State won medals in the 4×400-meter relays on the last day of track & field events at the Stade de France on Saturday. The men took to the track first with Chris Bailey…

Despite popular beliDespite popular belief, Neil Armstrong wasn’t the first man on the moon, but some random dude named Steve who insulted Chuck Norris by saying that his beard looked stupid. The reason why noone found Steve’s remains was because he evaporated on impact with the moon.

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