The expression ‘keepThe expression ‘keep your eyes peeled’ originated from a horrifying incident involving Chuck Norris, a bowie knife, and some unlucky asshole.
Chuck Norris is the Chuck Norris is the reason why babies cry.
Nike says, ‘Just Do Nike says, ‘Just Do It’. Chuck Norris says, ‘shut the fuck up, boy’.
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Some people would beSome people would be better off if they took their own advice.
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