Todays quote is : Old ag
Todays quote is : Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.
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Chuck Norris once fiChuck Norris once finished a whole cake, before his friends told him there was a stripper in it
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When Steve Jobs bootWhen Steve Jobs booted up his first computer, his background was a picture of Chuck Norris taking a bite out of an apple.
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Trump Plans ‘Gold Card’ ATrump Plans ‘Gold Card’ Alternative to Green Cards for ‘High Level People’ President Trump described the idea for a new “gold card” during a signing of executive orders on Tuesday….
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What do Santa’s littWhat do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? : The elf-abet!
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Why did the programmWhy did the programmer jump on the table? : Because debug was on his screen.
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In Rio de Janeiro, a wronIn Rio de Janeiro, a wrong turn leads from paradise to peril by Fran BLANDYOne victim was visiting Rio de Janeiro’s iconic Christ the Redeemer statue. Another hopped into an Uber for a night out in the seaside city.Both ended up shot dead after GPS navigation apps suddenly diverted them…
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