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July 20, 1969…….July 20, 1969……. The day Chuck Norris became the first black man to land on the moon.
U.S. inflation worsened lU.S. inflation worsened last month with cost of groceries and gasoline rising U.S. inflation accelerated last month as the cost of groceries, gas, and used cars rose, a trend that will likely underscore the Federal Reserve’s resolve to delay any further interest rate cuts.
A school decided to A school decided to motivate its students by putting up “Chuck Norris is Watching You” posters around the building. Within 2 months, discipline problems fell to zero and test scores went up 300%.
Snap, Crackle, Pop: Snap, Crackle, Pop: 1) The sound made by Rice Krispies. 2) The sound made by the bones of those foolish enough to fight Chuck Norris.
Homeless people are Homeless people are afraid to ask Chuck Norris for change. The last guy who did got a half dollar scissor kicked up his ass…twice.