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Snap, Crackle, Pop: Snap, Crackle, Pop: 1) The sound made by Rice Krispies. 2) The sound made by the bones of those foolish enough to fight Chuck Norris.

The last time Chuck The last time Chuck Norris was invited to the White House, the invitation said ‘come as you are’, so that’s how he went – wearing nothing but a pair of assless chaps and a beer.

Olympic gold medalist VerOlympic gold medalist Vernon Norwood returns to Morgan City MORGAN CITY, La. (KLFY) — An Olympic gold medalist returned to his old stomping grounds of Morgan City on Wednesday for a meet-and-greet at the Morgan City Municipal Auditorium. Vernon Norwood was celebrated by family, friends and the community in grand fashion after…

Chuck Norris was conChuck Norris was constipated only once. So he ate 5 pounds of chocolated Exlax but it only resulted in one single “shart”.

Apple Watch SE vs. Apple Apple Watch SE vs. Apple Watch Series 10 Buyer’s Guide The Apple Watch SE starts at $249, providing an accessible, low-cost option for those interested in owning an Apple smartwatch. The company also now offers the Apple Watch Series 10, which starts at $399, so what exactly do you get…

Cal State worker in Bay ACal State worker in Bay Area accused of using school credit card to buy laptops he sold for cash Tung Pham worked for San Jose State University, and used its credit card to buy electronics, a federal indictment alleges.