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What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? : The elf-abet!
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The last person thatThe last person that goosed Chuck Norris lost a finger, hand and forearm from his crimped butt cheeks.
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When Chuck Norris faWhen Chuck Norris farts out loud, no one dares laugh. They all go home and die due to fart poisoning, Chuck Norris Fart Poisoning.
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Chuck Norris once roChuck Norris once round house kicked a retarded kids bus, and it became the first smart car.
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Zen Advice At every Zen Advice At every moment where language can’t go, that’s your mind. Author Bodhidharma
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American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The U.S. women’s 4×400 relay team dominated the field in a fitting end to the Olympic track events dominated by the Americans.
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Chuck Norris is the Chuck Norris is the law. And if you break the law, the law breaks you.
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