When Chuck Norris f
When Chuck Norris farts out loud, no one dares laugh. They all go home and die due to fart poisoning, Chuck Norris Fart Poisoning.
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Are your base are beAre your base are belong to Chuck Norris.
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Eyeing export orders, NorEyeing export orders, Northrop unveils counter-UAS Bushmaster M230LF dual-feed gun – Breaking Defense Northrop has developed a prototype of the new gun, completed a phase of “internal live firing” and plans on new live fire trials based off a 4×4 sized vehicle, “similar to a JLTV [Joint Light Tactical Vehicle]” type, in…
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How Cardinals lefty SteveHow Cardinals lefty Steven Matz grounded Mets’ billion-dollar lineup with new pitch mix JUPITER, Fla. — Steven Matz can remember where he was when a mindset found him. A lefty with the Toronto Blue Jays, Matz stood on the mound surrounded by a loud, throbbing Yankee Stadium crowd during…
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Respect other peopleRespect other people’s opinions, even when they differ from your own.
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Brain dead zombies aBrain dead zombies are smart enough to stay the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Most collect calls aMost collect calls are made on father`s day.
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