Zen Advice A man wh
Zen Advice A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Author Charles Darwin
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Chuck Norris can steChuck Norris can step on a land mine and it won’t detonate, out of sheer respect.
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US Olympic track star KenUS Olympic track star Kendall Ellis says she was scratched 4 minutes before 4x400M relay, left ‘blindsided’ American track star Kendall Ellis said she was scratched from the 4×400-meter relay on Saturday with four minutes to spare, leaving her “blindsided.”
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Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t have to pay $4.00 a gallon for gas. His vehicle is too frightened to ever run out.
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The meteor that blewThe meteor that blew up over Chelyabinsk was Chuck Norris’s Valentine ejaculation to the women of Russia. It took 24 hours to get there from Lone Wolf Ranch, Texas.
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USA 4x400M mixed relay teUSA 4x400M mixed relay team sets world record on first day of track and field at Olympics On the very first day of track and field in Paris, a world record was shattered.The United States mixed 4x400m relay team won their heat by a wide margin, and put themselves in the…
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Chuck Norris once maChuck Norris once made a snowman….out of rain.
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