Chuck Norris once maChuck Norris once made a waterfall run backwards by sheer intimidation.
It is rumored that wIt is rumored that when Chuck Norris jerks off, it makes other people go blind.
When Chuck Norris voWhen Chuck Norris vomits, wealthy people scavenge it for food. Too bad for them Chuck Norris never vomits.
Man accused of breaking iMan accused of breaking into multiple Shelby County homes MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Shelby County Sheriff’s Office detectives have arrested a man connected to multiple home burglaries dating back to last December. Between December 21, 2024, and January 23, 2025, burglaries were taking place across southeast Shelby County. Following an investigation by…
Bruises are caused bBruises are caused by Chuck Norris tapping you with his finger.
Zen Advice Learn to Zen Advice Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. Author Ayn Rand