Most people have 23
Most people have 23 chromosomes, Chuck Norris has 72 and they’re all poisonous
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Chuck Norris’ childhChuck Norris’ childhood asthma allowed him to breathe underwater.
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Four engineers get iFour engineers get into a car. The car won’t start. The Mechanical engineer says “It’s a broken starter”. The Electrical engineer says “Dead battery”. The Chemical engineer says “Impurities in the gasoline”. The IT engineer says “Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and…
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Your stomach has to Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
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Chuck Norris is too Chuck Norris is too sexy for Right Said Fred.
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DOTA: 1st kill- FirsDOTA: 1st kill- First Blood 2nd kill- Double Kill 3rd kill- Triple Kill 4th kill- Monster Kill 5th kill- god-like 6th kill- Beyond god-like 7th kill- Chuck Norris-like
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