Chuck Norris can ha
Chuck Norris can hack the shit outta you with a samurai sword and make it look like you died of natural causes.
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Carvana (NYSE:CVNA) IssueCarvana (NYSE:CVNA) Issues Earnings Results, Beats Estimates By $0.27 EPS Carvana (NYSE:CVNA – Get Free Report) posted its earnings results on Wednesday. The company reported $0.56 earnings per share for the quarter, beating the consensus estimate of $0.29 by $0.27.
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American relay teams win American relay teams win 2 golds in the last events of a dominant Olympic track meet for the US The U.S. women’s 4×400 relay team dominated the field in a fitting end to the Olympic track events dominated by the Americans.
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Nothing to see here, just a couple of old Fords and shaved balls submitted by /u/Winky-Wonky-Donkey [link] [comments]
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Chuck Norris abducteChuck Norris abducted Liam Neesons’ daughter and had his way with her for six months. Liam didn’t do shit. So Chuck beat the shit out of him.
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At birth, Chuck NorrAt birth, Chuck Norris immediately excised his parasitic twin, instantly roundhouse kicked his ass and threw him out the 10th story hospital room. We now know the parasitic twin as PeeWee Herman.
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