Judge: “I sentence
Judge: “I sentence you to the maximum punishment…”
Me (thinking): “Please be death, please be death…”
Judge: “Learn Java!”
Me: “Damn.”
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US Olympic track star KenUS Olympic track star Kendall Ellis says she was scratched 4 minutes before 4x400M relay, left ‘blindsided’ American track star Kendall Ellis said she was scratched from the 4×400-meter relay on Saturday with four minutes to spare, leaving her “blindsided.”
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The past, the presenThe past, the present and the future walk into a bar. : It was tense.
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As Chuck Norris’ bigAs Chuck Norris’ biggest fan once put it, “There’s a certain poetic quality to my killing sprees.”
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Chuck Norris can lanChuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot.
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Today’s useless fact, TwoToday’s useless fact, Two-thirds of the world`s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
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Today’s useless fact, DolToday’s useless fact, Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
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