Chuck Norris would
Chuck Norris would like to be / under the sea / in an octopus’s garden / throttling Ringo
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Edinburgh activists targeEdinburgh activists target SUVs in solidarity with Spain’s flood victims Tyre Extinguishers group stencils ‘These cars kill Valencians’ on 4x4s in city to highlight SUVs’ role in climate crisis
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Elk Grove police crack doElk Grove police crack down on illegally parked cars at schools The Elk Grove Police Department is focusing on traffic safety around schools during pick-up and drop-off times. The department is taking a new approach to giving tickets to violators by using video.
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Zen Advice Success iZen Advice Success is never final; failure is never fatal. Author Conrad Hilton
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Following crash, USS TrumFollowing crash, USS Truman commander relieved of his duties – UPI.com The officer in charge of the USS Harry S. Truman has been relieved of his duties after a collision with a cargo ship near the Suez Canal, the Navy said Thursday.
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Particle physicists Particle physicists have finally developed a new atom smasher. It is called Chuck Norris’s fist.
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Today’s useless fact, GirToday’s useless fact, Giraffes have no vocal cords.
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