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In ancient China theIn ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

The survival rate foThe survival rate for characters in Chuck Norris’ movies are so low that people still die when you have it paused.

The speed of light iThe speed of light is 186,000 miles per second. Chuck Norris’ speed is unable to be calculated.

Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t breathe air, air breathes Chuck Norris’s foot.

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Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t get morning wood, he gets morning Redwood!

Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes KILLING.

Chuck Norris was actChuck Norris was actually the one who made the world, he was just modest and let god take the credit.