Chuck Norris is the
Chuck Norris is the blackest white man on the planet. Think about it.
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Donald Duck comics wDonald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn`t wear pants!
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A blind man once steA blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck Norris asked, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured the man of his blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck…
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Learn More About Jaguar and Land Rover’s Electrified FutureFriday, 28 June, 2024 At Land Rover Southwest Houston, we are proud to announce our brand’s plan to push for an electric luxury future. With $1.5 billion invested in the future of modernized electric luxury from JLR, the plan is moving forward with a focus on vehicle…
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Due to a temporal anDue to a temporal anomaly not yet fully understood, the sun does actually shine out of Chuck Norris’ ass.
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Woman airlifted to hospitWoman airlifted to hospital after crash at Silver Lake Sand Dunes, DNR says GOLDEN TOWNSHIP, Mich. (WOOD) — A woman was airlifted to the hospital after an all-terrain vehicle she was driving flipped over on her at Silver Lake Sand Dunes, officials say. Around 1:15 Sunday, a woman was driving the 4×4…
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Five athletes with ArkansFive athletes with Arkansas ties medal in 4×400-meter relays PARIS (KNWA/KFTA) — Five athletes with ties to the Natural State won medals in the 4×400-meter relays on the last day of track & field events at the Stade de France on Saturday. The men took to the track first with Chris Bailey…
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