Eight bytes walk in
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes.
“Make us a double.”
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“Sydney McLaughlin-Levron“Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone made television mad. The camera guy was upset” – Justin Gatlin heaps praise on American’s 4x400m split at Paris Olympics Former American Olympian Justin Gatlin lauded his compatriot Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone for her outstanding performance in the women’s 4x400m relay at the Paris Olympics.
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Floyd Mayweather denies bFloyd Mayweather denies being punched during tussle with angry crowd in London The 47-year-old US boxing promoter was bundled into the back of a black 4×4 by his security team. Mayweather is heard to say “I’ll get these motherf******” before being led into the car.
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Edinburgh activists targeEdinburgh activists target SUVs in solidarity with Spain’s flood victims Tyre Extinguishers group stencils ‘These cars kill Valencians’ on 4x4s in city to highlight SUVs’ role in climate crisis
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Particle physicists Particle physicists have finally developed a new atom smasher. It is called Chuck Norris’s fist.
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NC bill opens state fundsNC bill opens state funds to Bitcoin, other crypto investments Top lawmakers in North Carolina are pushing for taxpayer dollars to be used for volatile crypto investments.
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1986 Zimmer QuickSilver submitted by /u/brolbo [link] [comments]
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