If Chuck Norris had
If Chuck Norris had a penny for each roundhouse kick he delivered, the world supply of iron would have been long gone.
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Chuck Norris masturbChuck Norris masturbates with a handful of gunpowder.
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Today’s useless fact, KoaToday’s useless fact, Koala is Aboriginal for “no drink”.
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Trump meets with MichiganTrump meets with Michigan governor to discuss jobs President Trump met with Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) on Thursday at the White House for what the Democratic governor described as a “productive meeting.” “I had a productive meeting at the White House today with President Trump where we discussed bringing good paying…
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Are the 2025 Oscars more Are the 2025 Oscars more international than ever? Mexico. I was. Estobonambi la parte des ultra de las personas implemente assemoun cambio degenero parapora beneficio so parapo de ja nostropasado or incluso para with the criminal. in Mexico or Hollyw…
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The survival rate foThe survival rate for characters in Chuck Norris’ movies are so low that people still die when you have it paused.
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Chuck Norris’ sombreChuck Norris’ sombrero is over fifteen feet in diameter.
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