The people you see wThe people you see with brown teeth were in a room when Chuck Norris farted.

Chuck Norris chews tChuck Norris chews tobacco with his eyelids.

Chuck Norris dosnt nChuck Norris dosnt need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does

Chuck Norris cooked Chuck Norris cooked what Meg Ryan was having.

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NASA namesNASA names firms to develop rover for first crewed Moon mission since 1972 – description NASA has awarded contracts to three companies to develop vehicles for the first crewed missions to the Moon in more than five decades. Intuitive Machines, Lunar Outpost and Venturi Astrolab based in – source – Al Jazeera https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/4/4/nasa-names-firms-to-develop-rover-for-first-crewed-moon-mission-since-1972

It is rumored that wIt is rumored that when Chuck Norris jerks off, it makes other people go blind.

Mickey Mouse wears CMickey Mouse wears Chuck Norris ears.