Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t breathe air, air breathes Chuck Norris’s foot.

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Chuck Norris doesn’tChuck Norris doesn’t get morning wood, he gets morning Redwood!

Chuck Norris does noChuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes KILLING.

Chuck Norris was actChuck Norris was actually the one who made the world, he was just modest and let god take the credit.

its not global warmiits not global warming,its Chuck Norris working out

The thumbnail grows The thumbnail grows the slowest, the middle nail the fastest, nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

Chuck Norris once roChuck Norris once rode a bull for 6 hours. He then ate it raw.