Anywhere Chuck NorriAnywhere Chuck Norris eats, instantly becomes a six star restaurant

Chuck Norris once miChuck Norris once milked a bull. He then forced Michael Richards to drink it.

Chuck Norris can driChuck Norris can drive a cfiff over a car.

The Chuck Norris FacThe Chuck Norris Facts sites are actually pages taken from Chuck Norris daily diary

Chuck Norris can driChuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Chuck Norris owns thChuck Norris owns the world’s only working proton pack. He has used it once, to kill some noisy neighbours, then catch their souls.

If your teacher getsIf your teacher gets angry because you put Chuck Norris as an answer in your test, he/she isn’t mad because of that answer, your teacher is in fact jealous because you are smarter than him/her.

Chuck Norris can punChuck Norris can punch you so hard you die and then start crying.