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Anywhere Chuck NorriAnywhere Chuck Norris eats, instantly becomes a six star restaurant
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Anywhere Chuck NorriAnywhere Chuck Norris eats, instantly becomes a six star restaurant
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Chuck Norris’ favoriChuck Norris’ favorite seafood restaurant always serves him armadillo on the half shell.
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Chuck Norris once miChuck Norris once milked a bull. He then forced Michael Richards to drink it.
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Chuck Norris can driChuck Norris can drive a cfiff over a car.
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The Chuck Norris FacThe Chuck Norris Facts sites are actually pages taken from Chuck Norris daily diary
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Chuck Norris can driChuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris owns thChuck Norris owns the world’s only working proton pack. He has used it once, to kill some noisy neighbours, then catch their souls.
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If your teacher getsIf your teacher gets angry because you put Chuck Norris as an answer in your test, he/she isn’t mad because of that answer, your teacher is in fact jealous because you are smarter than him/her.
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Chuck Norris gets arChuck Norris gets around in a monster truck instead of a buggy when he’s playing golf.
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Chuck Norris can punChuck Norris can punch you so hard you die and then start crying.
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