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Chuck Norris once peChuck Norris once performed a vasectomy on a gorilla while it was masterbating over a female in estrous.

Chuck Norris once diChuck Norris once did a hippy chick. Their lovechild is Captain Planet.

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Chuck Norris went toChuck Norris went to court once, and he lost. He roundhouse kicked the judge in the head so hard that all of justice became blind.

Heard the saying “yoHeard the saying “you can’t controll the weather”?, well Chuck Norris can.

Chuck Norris knows aChuck Norris knows at least forty-seven words that end in -gasm.

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