The only reason why The only reason why there is night is because the sun is hidding from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris masturbChuck Norris masturbates with a handful of gunpowder.

Aluminum recycler NovelisAluminum recycler Novelis targets up to $12.6bn valuation in US IPO Novelis, owned by Indian billionaire Kumar Mangalam Birla’s Hindalco Industries, is targeting a valuation of up to $12.6 billion in its initial public offering in the United States, the aluminum products maker said on Tuesday. The world’s largest recycler of aluminum, whose…

Chuck Norris owns thChuck Norris owns the world’s only working proton pack. He has used it once, to kill some noisy neighbours, then catch their souls.

Chuck Norris can reaChuck Norris can rear-end the car he’s driving.

Today’s useless fact, In Today’s useless fact, In 1986 Congress & President Ronald Reagan signed Public Law 99-359, which changed Daylight Saving Time from the last Sunday in April to the first Sunday in April.  It was estimated to save the nation about 300,000 barrels of oil each year by adding most of the month…

Junkyard Gem: 1985 GMC SuJunkyard Gem: 1985 GMC Suburban K1500 A 1985 GMC Suburban half-ton 4×4 truck, found in a Nevada self-service wrecking yard.

Chuck Norris can hitChuck Norris can hit a banjo in the butt with a bull.

Chuck Norris once snChuck Norris once snapped a bears neck after it scratched his jacket.

Chuck Norris went toChuck Norris went to court once, and he lost. He roundhouse kicked the judge in the head so hard that all of justice became blind.