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When he was four, Chuck Norris could use his Etch-A-Scetch like an iPad.
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Judge: “I sentence yJudge: “I sentence you to the maximum punishment…” Me (thinking): “Please be death, please be death…” Judge: “Learn Java!” Me: “Damn.”
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Todays quote : – :-Todays quote : – :- Making something variable is easy. Controlling duration of constancy is the trick.
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Always block trolls.Always block trolls.
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Todays quote : – :- WhatTodays quote : – :- What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer? It’s the same as that between Hillary’s ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton hotel on its peak.
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Jeff Dye Says Hollywood TJeff Dye Says Hollywood Too Afraid To Call Out Bad Behavior, Rips Sarah Hyland Jeff Dye says Hollywood’s too afraid to call out bad behavior on set, but he’s not running scared … instead, he’s doubling down on bashing Sarah Hyland.
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Hitler got raped becHitler got raped because Chuck Norris raped him.
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